Erm's I.T. Girl – Zelna Ellis

Don't fear when Zel is near…

In My Next Life

I want 2 live my next life backwards. U start out dead and get that out of the way. Then u wake up in an old age home feeling better by the day. Later u get kicked out 4 being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect pension. U start work and get a gold watch on your 1st day. U work 40 yrs till u’re too young 2 work. Go 2 varsity, drink party and enjoy life. Then u go 2 school, become a kid, play, have no responsibilities. U become a baby and then u spend yous last nine months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap and then… U finish off as a orgasm!


12 March 2009 - Posted by | Jokes | , ,

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