Erm's I.T. Girl – Zelna Ellis

Don't fear when Zel is near…

Just another spam message

Actual Message

to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
date 24 May 2009 09:55
subject The Oil Painting Studio

Dear Sir and madam
Allow me to introduce ourselves: We are the Oil Painting Studio.
We would like to offer our painting and giclee prints services to you.
In our studio we have 30 highly skilled professional artists with over 12 years of experience creating paintings for our international clientele. We have worked creatively worldwide with a large number of commercial enterprises, professional artists and galleries in Europe
and America. They all praise our professional high quality of production and artistic workmanship. Many of our clients use our works for their business and art displays…
We safely and professionally pack and ship your paintings through FedEx or DHL. Please send us an email today describing what is your desired topic to be painted, and some indication of the approximate size. In return we will send you a pricelist. The Shipping cost is
based on your location and the size and dimensions of the painting or paintings required.
I hope that we will have a chance to cooperation and be good friends!
We are Looking forward to hearing from you.

Best Regards
The Oil Painting Studio

My point is…

This is the worst spam message I’ve ever received. I have a good mind to reply to this one: Ask them to make me a painting of 60 x 45 cm with a picture of the middle finger and small print ± 16pts “For idiots” and that they must mail it to themselves. Wonder what the reply would be? Or should I try and hire them? Umh, thinking…
Yep, I’m gonna do it and let’s wait and see for the answer. Got this feeling in my gut that this one is going to make me giggle!! Looking forward to their reply…


28 May 2009 - Posted by | E-Mails | , , , , ,


  1. […] I’ve showed the message The Oil Painting Studio sent me. I’ve decided to answer them back and want to see if they are […]

    Pingback by I’ve answered them back « Erm’s I.T. Girl – Zelna Ellis | 29 May 2009 | Reply

  2. **LAUGHING**

    That would be hilarious to do that! Apparently the person with that email address attempted to email me as well but they were blocked because I found the email address on my recent blocked list. When I searched for information on the person then I found your page. I would like to see you do send them a reply though. It would be so funny. :O)


    Comment by propheciesofrevelation | 19 July 2009 | Reply

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