Erm's I.T. Girl – Zelna Ellis

Don't fear when Zel is near…

I want 2 live my next life backwards

U start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then u wake up in an old age home feeling better by the day.
Later u get kicked out 4 being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect pension.
U start work and get a gold watch on your 1st day.
U work 40 yrs till u’re too young 2 work.
Go 2 varsity, drink party and enjoy life.
Then u go 2 school, become a kid, play, have no responsibilities.
U become a baby and then u spend yous last nine months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap and then… U finish off as a orgasm!

16 August 2009 - Posted by | Jokes | ,

2 Comments »

  1. nice one~~~
    u wrote it urself?

    Comment by meifung87 | 10 September 2009 | Reply

    • No, i did not write it. I really don’t know who wrote it, a friend mailed it to me and just had to share it.
      Have a good giggle🙂

      Comment by zellis | 10 September 2009 | Reply


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